1996

"So we went to the mall today It looked pretty much like every other fuckin mall anywhere, except this one had a Gap! If I did comedy that'd be pretty weak, wouldn't it?..."
-dave (2-1-96)

"See, we have an international audience. I'm sure that language that was, but..."
-dave (2-11-96)

"We have a new album coming out in a few months mainly because we're sick and tired of the last one, but not really. We've heard it before."
-dave (2-11-96)

(Intro to Dancing Nancies)
"So, there was this one time i was walking from this place called Port Elizabeth in South Africa.. to a place called Thurden(?) and it was a long fucking way. Well, I was actually hitch hiking, which you can do sometimes there, and be successfull. And I was unfortunately not successfull, and I walked my skinny chicken legs off, and I thought to myself.. I thought, what the fuck am I going to do with my life? Walking around in the middle of Africa, with nothing to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? I said, well, hey I could be an accountant, I could be a explorer, I could be myself. could I be, somebody else.. Don't you ever wonder, could you have been.. don't you ever wonder..."
-dave (6-19-96)

"This is a song that sings about the hopes that when we all get to the end of our lives that we'll feel pretty good about what we did. So don't compromise yourself; If you wanna go to a fuckin island and just sit in the sand for the rest of your life, GO TO THE FUCKIN ISLAND! And if you wanna go to the moon, GO TO THE GODDAMN MOON! And if you wanna sit at home, SIT THE FUCK AT HOME!"
-dave (6-23-96)